there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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