i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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