Well douche your snatch and let's go!
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
Randomize
