well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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