She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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