no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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