so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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