He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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