He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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