Its about making memories worth repressing
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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