think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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