these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
i believe in u and ur pee
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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