Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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