The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
