Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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