i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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