Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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