jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
mondays should just be called national damage control day
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
