My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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