I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
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