Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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