This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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