The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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