just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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