did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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