rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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