This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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