i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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