Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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