I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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