Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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