I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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