does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
My dick has a subreddit
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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