it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Randomize
