Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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