if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
