so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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