If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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