What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Randomize