I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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