What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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