Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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