You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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