I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Randomize
