Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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