How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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