i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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