I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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