don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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