He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
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