it hurts more in the daytime
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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