Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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