This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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