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New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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