Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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