What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
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I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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